I’ll Choose My Own Books, Thanks Very Much

Once every few months I head for Elizabeth’s Bookshop in Newtown, a daggy-chic inner Sydney suburb where hard-up students rub along with social housing tenants and real estate investors. Elizabeth’s isn’t just a second-hand book paradise, it’s my antidote to the enshittification of culture; because when I buy old books I am completely immune to marketing, reviews, and algorithms. I cruise the shelves on autopilot, selecting books according to some mysterious internal instinct. Here are some of my latest haul:

Stevie Smith, Over the Border

Antonia Fraser, King Charles II

Christopher Isherwood, A Single Man

Hector Hugh Munro, The Complete Stories of Saki

In the case of Stevie Smith, I know her poetry but not her novels. Antonia Fraser is super famous but I’ve never read her – and I have a soft spot for Charles II. I’ve been an Isherwood fan for decades, but I’ve never read A Single Man. And as for Saki, he’s so famous that I felt embarrassed that I didn’t have a clue who he was. More on my haul in a moment.

I read voraciously as a child in England. My mum signed me up for the public library: I can still feel the comfort of fat hardbacks wrapped in soft polythene dust covers. My dad had a little collection of highbrow books I read as a teenager. I remember stories by Somerset Maugham and the E.V. Rieu translations of The Iliad and The Odyssey. On reflection, it was escapism that drew me to books. I wanted to be anywhere but the dreary suburbs where we lived.

But I also became hooked on words. The first book I bought with my own money was Kit and the Mystery Man by Mollie Chappell, in which someone found themself in imminent jeopardy. I was desperate to know what it meant, and when I found out I shoehorned it into my school compositions. I’ve recently been chewing over Stevie Smith’s description of a freshly tidied garden as like a child with a washed face and a clean pinafore. I’m hooked on beautifully arranged words.

And I think it is escapism that has driven a lifetime of eclectic reading: Escaping into other times and places; escaping into a writer’s consciousness; escaping into other spiritualities; nowadays escaping from algorithms and grim headlines. When I began to write fiction seriously fifteen years ago, I carried back fragments of those other worlds and minds, using them to shape the new worlds and minds I created in my own novels and stories. Thus a perfect circular feedback mechanism developed: Reading and writing became two sides of a coin, input and output fused.

So here’s my take on the four books I mentioned:

Stevie Smith, Over the Border

Those new to Stevie Smith may at least know the title of her 1957 poem Not Waving but Drowning, which you can listen to here. She’s known principally as a poet but wrote three novels. Over the Border, set in 1936follows Smith’s peculiar alter ego Pompey Casmilus as she mopes after a romance breakup in London and somehow finds herself in the midst of an opaque espionage adventure in WWI Germany. Pompey’s narration meanders through style shifts, syntactic recursions, and odd frenchified vocabulary. I read it very slowly, stopping from time to time to gaze at a paragraph and wonder where it was going. What to make of this for example?

Why now certainly this Pompey is becoming very sad-case and dippy, for see now I am crying …

Over the Border somehow reminds me of a weird buffet restaurant in Japan where I filled all the bento box compartments with unrecognisable foods, then grazed around it discovering that many of the items were Yōshoku – adaptations of western food, e.g. cold mashed potato topped with pink fish mousse, oddly spiced bolognese sauce. With Over the Border, you graze among the sentences savouring tasty tidpits and ending up feeling quite sated without knowing quite why.

Antonia Fraser, King Charles II

This book is – like those massive fridges you can buy these days – a big unit. It’s huge, it’s detailed, it’s a magnificent work of scholarship, but written with such a deft hand that after 670 pages you don’t realise a fortnight has gone by. Notably, Charles II emerges from the pages as a great guy you’d love to have a goblet of Sack with.

Christopher Isherwood, A Single Man

I’ve probably read Isherwood’s Mr Norris Changes Trains a dozen times, and even used it as a device to bring two lovers together in my novel An Englishman’s Guide to Infidelity. How on earth did I miss A Single Man? It was worth the wait: Isherwood embeds us deep in the mind of bereaved British professor George Falconer as he spends his last day on earth in a US university. The writing is silky and sly, infused with suppressed irony and black humour. It’s 1962, and Falconer’s students are gauche and gawky; the barrier between him and them is like those invisible and impenetrable force fields in sci-fi movies. Delighted with the book, I streamed the movie. Twenty minutes in (in defiance of the critics) I was wondering why I bothered. There’s no denying that Colin Firth acts well (he did get an Oscar) but I felt that (a) all the principal characters were hopelessly miscast, and (b) the internal monologue of the novel seemed to have been replaced by gay sex scenes laid on with a sweaty shovel. Sure, Falconer’s gay but he is so much more.

Hector Hugh Munro, The Complete Stories of Saki

This is a one-off. Hundreds of quirky stories by an English toff with British India connections crammed into 700 pages of microscopic text. Under the pen name Saki (from the Arabic saaqii water bearer), Munro created a world of Edwardian house parties peopled by blowhard dowagers and crusty retired colonels. His most famous protagonist is Clovis Sangrail, a posh young fellow who pokes fun at Edwardian manners through pranks and veiled slights. Clovis, who is sometimes described as epicene (what a delicious word), is devilishly witty and mature well beyond his years (he seems to be about seventeen). Some of the stories are hilarious, some fall flat, most are very short. Poor Saki’s life was complicated, as was his background. Contemporary portraits show a man bearing a burden. He enlisted at the age of 43 and was killed by a sniper in France in 1916. He is best enjoyed in small bites; I estimate I’ll have got through The Complete Stories of Saki in about five years.

###

Featured

New Short Story Collection by Stuart Campbell

These twelve stories, set mostly in Australia and Britain, lead the reader through irony, black comedy and the weirdly unexpected towards truths at the very heart of humanity.

You may know me as an author of novels like The Siranoush Trilogy and An Englishman’s Guide to Infidelity . With this new book, I’ve now turned to the short story genre:
A defeated man stows away on a cruise ship. A woman prefers to be a bird than a human. A nineteenth century scholar discovers a deadly Nirvana. A wife decides to redesign her brain damaged husband. A school reunion revives an unlikely friendship.

The story behind the stories

In 2023, I challenged myself to unbung the writer’s block that struck me during COVID: I would learn to write short stories. I spent much of 2023 reading short story authors in order to crack the code. As I drafted stories, I emailed one a month to a group of about thirty readers and friends during 2024. I called this the Free Shorts project. I used reader feedback to fine-tune the twelve stories, which are now published as this collection. Along the way, three of the stories were recognised in writing competitions in Australia and the UK.

I hope you enjoy these stories, which you can find in ebook and paperback on Amazon here.

And don’t forget to check out my other books here. Happy reading!

Free Shorts project – a year of stories and friendships

I’ve almost made it – just one more story to send out in December. My aim was to email a free short story each month to a select group of my readers during 2024.

I want to send a huge thank you to all those who sent me comments and told me how they’d enjoyed my work.

Also a big thank you to my readers for renewing old friendships and making some new ones during our email exchanges. Two weeks ago I had a wonderful surprise when I got an email from a friend I hadn’t seen for decades. She’d read some of my books and contacted me via the QR code in the back of my paperbacks. Naturally, I put her on the Free Shorts list, and we’re having lunch in a few weeks to catch up on several decades of news!

I’m working on the book of the twelve stories, which will be in ebook and paperback. I thought a lot about the title. Should I use the Free Shorts theme? Nah – I was sick of looking at those droopy shorts. Instead I followed the lead of Hilary Mantel, who used the title of one of her stories – The Assassination of Margaret Thatcher – as the title of the collection.

So let me unveil the title and draft cover of the Free Shorts book*, which will be out early 2025:

One of my aims was to get some recognition through entering short story competitions. I’m delighted to say that three of the twelve were recognised:

My short story Happy Days was longlisted in Creative Writing Ink (UK) competition, 2023. Read more here.

My short story Birdbrain was  Highly Commended in Stories Unlimited Rural Themed Competition, 2023. Read more here.

My short story I Thought I Knew Something about This Place was shortlisted for the 2024 EM Fletcher Writing Award. Read more here.

*swimmer image licensed by Shutterstock

Next steps: Well, I’m cutting back my literary output over the next year or so while I dive into a new and completely unrelated project that is already consuming a lot of my time and brainpower (a few of you know what this nutty plan is). I haven’t got the time or mental energy to commit to writing another novel, but I do plan to write four short stories this year and send them out to the Free Shorts gang. I won’t be entering any for competitions because I’m not crazy about writing to prescribed word limits and weird themes.

I’ll also be publishing each the Free Shorts stories monthly through 2025 on my blog (and reposted on FB, LinkedIn and Bluesky) to help promote my novels. I’m too busy to do marketing, so I sell just a dribble of books each month. If I can slightly increase the dribble to a steady drip I’ll be happy!

http://www.stuartcampbellauthor.com

My story about Belfast shortlisted for the EM Fletcher Writing Award

I was delighted to learn that my short story about Belfast I Thought I Knew Something About This Place was shortlisted for the EM Fletcher Writing Award. It will appear in the December 2024 issue of The Ancestral Searcher.

Warm congratulations to the winners and the other shortlisted entrants.

Here’s what the judges said about the story:

“An introspective and heartfelt exploration of personal identity and family roots, this story captures the author’s journey to Belfast in search of connection with their late father’s heritage. It thoughtfully blends historical reflection with modern discovery, offering a poignant narrative of belonging and self-understanding.”

Stuart Campbell in Belfast pub
The author at the Crown Liquor Saloon, Belfast

The story was written as part of my Free Shorts project, in which I have been sending one short story per month to a selected group of my readers for critique during 2024. The twelve stories will be published at the end of the year.

I am thrilled that three of the twelve stories have now been recognised in competitions.

You can find details of my novels here.

Free Shorts – March update, plans for the next anthology

I’m about to send out the March story in my Free Shorts project – a free short story sent to a selected list of my readers each month in 2024. The March story is rather experimental in form, so let’s see what the readers think.

I’ve had terrific feedback from the January and February stories, along with comments on how I might fine tune them – although when the advice is contradictory, it’s hard to know what to do! Just to remind you, I’ve copied the year’s story titles below.

I’m starting to plan the book of the stories, to be published at the end of 2024. I’ll certainly use the shorts image somewhere in the cover, but I guess that ‘Free’ shorts will be somewhat redundant when the book goes up for sale. I’ve set myself a dilemma here with the ‘shorts’ pun, but I’ve got ten months to figure it out.

The project has had great side benefits: One is that it has forced me to keep in touch with old friends, some of whom I’ve neglected over the years. Another great bonus is that people have latched onto my other work. It’s really pleasing to glowing feedback in the last few weeks for The True History of Jude (fantastic!) and The Sunset Assassin (couldn’t put it down!). Those who know me would be aware that I’m too lazy to go out looking for an agent and publisher (I once had both). But I get a huge sense of validation (yes, that’s what insecure fiction authors crave) from somebody I respect enjoying my work. And lastly, the project has unbunged the massive creative blockage I suffered during COVID.

As I’ve mentioned in other posts, I’m entering stories in competitions this year, with a couple of successes in the UK and Australia so far. Right now I have a few awaiting results, and several more cooking. One of the Free Shorts stories is being expanded for a prestigious Australian competition, with the characters modified to meet the competition criteria. And I’m working on a brand new story for a local comp. This one falls into what I’ve realised is a consistent theme in my work – men constrained by their innate flaws. Maybe I need help! And lastly, I’ve been working on a story in the style of Doris Lessing, a British writer who I admire enormously. It’s a dark story with what I hope is an uplifting ending, starring – guess what – a man constrained by his innate flaws!

Looking further ahead, I’m musing over a collection of stories based on a cruise ship. I recently took the Queen Elizabeth from Sydney to Tasmania, confirming my suspicion that a cruise ship is an incredibly rich environment for a writer: Thousands of people crammed into a floating hotel marooned from their daily routines of work and shopping and cooking; guests stiff in gala outfits fresh out of mothballs; the curious relationship between the holidaymakers and the toiling staff. I spent the time between vast silver service meals alternating between reading Keith Thomas’s monumental Religion and The Decline of Magic and making notes on the micro-dramas (as I imagined them) being enacted in every corner of the ship.

Writer at work on the high seas.

I have the vague outline of a circular collection, with each story linked through a character from the previous story, and an overall plot arc that links the end back to the beginning. (My writing buddy Sarah Bourne used this structure very elegantly in The Train.) For more inspiration I should find out who’s streaming Ship of Fools, an almost flawless 1965 film I’ve seen many times (its only flaw is that Vladek Sheybal wasn’t in it). I could drone on and on about Ship of Fools, but I’ll finish by mentioning a dismal building that I photographed in Burnie, Tasmania that will definitely be a setting for one of the stories.

The Hotel Regent, Burnie, Tasmania.

If you want to join the Free Shorts project, email me at stuartcampbellauthor@gmail.com . You’ll get a personal email each month with your story, not the packet rubbish from an automated email list.

January 20242861Your Own Luck: A man with a past stows away on a cruise ship to Brisbane.
February 20241498An Afternoon Under the Paperbark: A hidden observer witnesses a family drama on a hot afternoon in Sydney.
March 20243753The Unmasking of Mr French: A new neighbour in a luxury apartment block is not what he seems.
April 20242220Ninety-nine Names for Rain: A nineteenth century scholar discovers a deadly Shangri-La.
May 20242508The Afternoon of the Jackal: Uncle Christopher’s Boxing Day BBQ doesn’t go to plan.
June 20241941Birdbrain: A lonely woman prefers to be a bird.
July 20242801Thanks Dad: The Vice Chancellor of a university struggles with Imposter Syndrome.
August 20242010Belfast: When an Australian searches for his roots in Belfast, things get complicated.
September 20243690Fireworks: A man loses his memory in an accident, so his wife tries to redesign him.
October 20242879Lawrence of Arabia’s Box: An update on the fate of the lost manuscript of The Seven Pillars of Wisdom.
November 20242987Happy Days: History is rewritten at a school reunion.
December 20242048Balti Lamb: A dinner date at a Heathrow Airport restaurant goes pear-shaped.